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Wednesday 4 January 2012
Twilight chp. 2
Chapter 2 opens with "The next day was better andd worse"...um, that makes no sense? Was it better or worse? She says it is worse because Edward Cullan wasnt there...the entire page and a half following this is about Isabelle searching for Ed.
Next half a page on her breathing pattern! (writer got bored) followed by a page on going shopping!!! its getting shitter and shitter. she then describes her dad returning home, she makes him out to be a cowboy?? Then announces that shes going to read wuthering heights again for kicks-_- she is not a real teenager!!! if she was she would be reading Twilight!
So after deatailed descriptions of her breathing patterns, it then says "the rest of the week was uneventful." rofl but the important thing is Edward Cullan didnt returned to school!! dun..dun...dunn.
Now some innocent kid called Mike fancies her and followers her around and is a dick to him, comparing him to a golden retriver?
Never guess what at lunch time, who is sitting in the cafeteria? Edward Cullan, now the is an entire page describe how 'Bella felt, basicly it was a soft description of her orgasaming and dropping her tray.
Finnaly turns out Ed likes her, but then she like drools when they have eye contact and its wierd.
TWILIGHT IS SHIT!
IT IS "SHITE-LIGHT" (shh-eye-t-lie-t)
Next half a page on her breathing pattern! (writer got bored) followed by a page on going shopping!!! its getting shitter and shitter. she then describes her dad returning home, she makes him out to be a cowboy?? Then announces that shes going to read wuthering heights again for kicks-_- she is not a real teenager!!! if she was she would be reading Twilight!
So after deatailed descriptions of her breathing patterns, it then says "the rest of the week was uneventful." rofl but the important thing is Edward Cullan didnt returned to school!! dun..dun...dunn.
Now some innocent kid called Mike fancies her and followers her around and is a dick to him, comparing him to a golden retriver?
Never guess what at lunch time, who is sitting in the cafeteria? Edward Cullan, now the is an entire page describe how 'Bella felt, basicly it was a soft description of her orgasaming and dropping her tray.
Finnaly turns out Ed likes her, but then she like drools when they have eye contact and its wierd.
TWILIGHT IS SHIT!
IT IS "SHITE-LIGHT" (shh-eye-t-lie-t)
Tuesday 3 January 2012
Banned Baby Names?
Italy:
The Govenment can step in if a childs name could limit social interaction and create insecurity. True example is "Dalemata" which is Italien for Dalmation and calling a child Dalmation is stupid.
Norway:
A women was fined for calling her son "Bridge", she refused to pay the fine and was jailed for 2 days.
Sweden:
Law courts have to aprove both first and last names. Examples of rejected names, "Ikea", which is plain stupid, "Metalica", "Google" on the other hand they allowed?
Germany,
has an entire department called the standanzampfth (fonetical) wich decides wether names are sutible.
Denmark,
parents are official name list approved by the government from which you name your child.
Portugal,
not only has an allowed list of names but also a non-approved list of names...how can someone not understand that if it isnt on the allowed list its going to be on the non-approved.
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The Govenment can step in if a childs name could limit social interaction and create insecurity. True example is "Dalemata" which is Italien for Dalmation and calling a child Dalmation is stupid.
Norway:
A women was fined for calling her son "Bridge", she refused to pay the fine and was jailed for 2 days.
Sweden:
Law courts have to aprove both first and last names. Examples of rejected names, "Ikea", which is plain stupid, "Metalica", "Google" on the other hand they allowed?
Germany,
has an entire department called the standanzampfth (fonetical) wich decides wether names are sutible.
Denmark,
parents are official name list approved by the government from which you name your child.
Portugal,
not only has an allowed list of names but also a non-approved list of names...how can someone not understand that if it isnt on the allowed list its going to be on the non-approved.
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Nerdimon reads Twilight chp. 1
Okay theory behind reading this is that young people have been saying its great, and everyone else says its shit! so i have decided to read it cover to cover and see what its really like.
The blurb describes it as an "extrordanary love story." GAY.
First thing i notice there is no vialble reason for isabella to move to forks, it meerly says she moved there. Also she describes it as gloomy and omnipresent (dunno what that means), but her mum says she dosent have to go.
THEN DONT GO!
There, if you dont want to go and you dont have to go, dont go. Already this book has pissed me off. Next she describes herself as "looking like my mum, except without life lines." well seeing as she dosent describe what her mother looks like, that statement is pointless.
Through out chapter 1 'bella moans, complains and describes in ever possible way how shit her life in forks is. So leave you knob.
Later at the cafeteria she sees the Cullan family, says who they are, pretty boring, then she glances at Edward Cullan, who is just staring at her...she thinks hes a perv, they go their seperate ways. After in class there is only 1 seat avaliable for her, next to Edward. OMG what are the chances. throughout the lesson he is just looking at her, "like she smells wierd".
Okai, 'Bella is a moaning cow, whos only fault her life is shit is her own. she fancies Edward, but thinks he is "revolted" by her, so she crys some more. And that is the end of chapter 1
The blurb describes it as an "extrordanary love story." GAY.
First thing i notice there is no vialble reason for isabella to move to forks, it meerly says she moved there. Also she describes it as gloomy and omnipresent (dunno what that means), but her mum says she dosent have to go.
THEN DONT GO!
There, if you dont want to go and you dont have to go, dont go. Already this book has pissed me off. Next she describes herself as "looking like my mum, except without life lines." well seeing as she dosent describe what her mother looks like, that statement is pointless.
Through out chapter 1 'bella moans, complains and describes in ever possible way how shit her life in forks is. So leave you knob.
Later at the cafeteria she sees the Cullan family, says who they are, pretty boring, then she glances at Edward Cullan, who is just staring at her...she thinks hes a perv, they go their seperate ways. After in class there is only 1 seat avaliable for her, next to Edward. OMG what are the chances. throughout the lesson he is just looking at her, "like she smells wierd".
Okai, 'Bella is a moaning cow, whos only fault her life is shit is her own. she fancies Edward, but thinks he is "revolted" by her, so she crys some more. And that is the end of chapter 1
Nerd Fighter
Just to let you know a "Nerd Fighter" isnt a twat that fights nerds but meerly nerds that fight for the right to be a nerd. i have been inspire by Alex Day, we have become close over many, many games of pokemon red and sonic the hedgehog. look him up!
Monday 2 January 2012
Scratch that!
Forget about how i said dads were unpredictable and uncalledfor, im not saying they arnt, but once i whent to this football match it was the best i have ever seen!
pros:
amazing pies
free chocolate
fit cheerleaders (i snagged a photo with one)
and we won
cons:
cold
pros:
amazing pies
free chocolate
fit cheerleaders (i snagged a photo with one)
and we won
cons:
cold
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