Okay theory behind reading this is that young people have been saying its great, and everyone else says its shit! so i have decided to read it cover to cover and see what its really like.
The blurb describes it as an "extrordanary love story." GAY.
First thing i notice there is no vialble reason for isabella to move to forks, it meerly says she moved there. Also she describes it as gloomy and omnipresent (dunno what that means), but her mum says she dosent have to go.
THEN DONT GO!
There, if you dont want to go and you dont have to go, dont go. Already this book has pissed me off. Next she describes herself as "looking like my mum, except without life lines." well seeing as she dosent describe what her mother looks like, that statement is pointless.
Through out chapter 1 'bella moans, complains and describes in ever possible way how shit her life in forks is. So leave you knob.
Later at the cafeteria she sees the Cullan family, says who they are, pretty boring, then she glances at Edward Cullan, who is just staring at her...she thinks hes a perv, they go their seperate ways. After in class there is only 1 seat avaliable for her, next to Edward. OMG what are the chances. throughout the lesson he is just looking at her, "like she smells wierd".
Okai, 'Bella is a moaning cow, whos only fault her life is shit is her own. she fancies Edward, but thinks he is "revolted" by her, so she crys some more. And that is the end of chapter 1
The blurb describes it as an "extrordanary love story." GAY.
First thing i notice there is no vialble reason for isabella to move to forks, it meerly says she moved there. Also she describes it as gloomy and omnipresent (dunno what that means), but her mum says she dosent have to go.
THEN DONT GO!
There, if you dont want to go and you dont have to go, dont go. Already this book has pissed me off. Next she describes herself as "looking like my mum, except without life lines." well seeing as she dosent describe what her mother looks like, that statement is pointless.
Through out chapter 1 'bella moans, complains and describes in ever possible way how shit her life in forks is. So leave you knob.
Later at the cafeteria she sees the Cullan family, says who they are, pretty boring, then she glances at Edward Cullan, who is just staring at her...she thinks hes a perv, they go their seperate ways. After in class there is only 1 seat avaliable for her, next to Edward. OMG what are the chances. throughout the lesson he is just looking at her, "like she smells wierd".
Okai, 'Bella is a moaning cow, whos only fault her life is shit is her own. she fancies Edward, but thinks he is "revolted" by her, so she crys some more. And that is the end of chapter 1
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