Chapter 2 opens with "The next day was better andd worse"...um, that makes no sense? Was it better or worse? She says it is worse because Edward Cullan wasnt there...the entire page and a half following this is about Isabelle searching for Ed.
Next half a page on her breathing pattern! (writer got bored) followed by a page on going shopping!!! its getting shitter and shitter. she then describes her dad returning home, she makes him out to be a cowboy?? Then announces that shes going to read wuthering heights again for kicks-_- she is not a real teenager!!! if she was she would be reading Twilight!
So after deatailed descriptions of her breathing patterns, it then says "the rest of the week was uneventful." rofl but the important thing is Edward Cullan didnt returned to school!! dun..dun...dunn.
Now some innocent kid called Mike fancies her and followers her around and is a dick to him, comparing him to a golden retriver?
Never guess what at lunch time, who is sitting in the cafeteria? Edward Cullan, now the is an entire page describe how 'Bella felt, basicly it was a soft description of her orgasaming and dropping her tray.
Finnaly turns out Ed likes her, but then she like drools when they have eye contact and its wierd.
TWILIGHT IS SHIT!
IT IS "SHITE-LIGHT" (shh-eye-t-lie-t)
Next half a page on her breathing pattern! (writer got bored) followed by a page on going shopping!!! its getting shitter and shitter. she then describes her dad returning home, she makes him out to be a cowboy?? Then announces that shes going to read wuthering heights again for kicks-_- she is not a real teenager!!! if she was she would be reading Twilight!
So after deatailed descriptions of her breathing patterns, it then says "the rest of the week was uneventful." rofl but the important thing is Edward Cullan didnt returned to school!! dun..dun...dunn.
Now some innocent kid called Mike fancies her and followers her around and is a dick to him, comparing him to a golden retriver?
Never guess what at lunch time, who is sitting in the cafeteria? Edward Cullan, now the is an entire page describe how 'Bella felt, basicly it was a soft description of her orgasaming and dropping her tray.
Finnaly turns out Ed likes her, but then she like drools when they have eye contact and its wierd.
TWILIGHT IS SHIT!
IT IS "SHITE-LIGHT" (shh-eye-t-lie-t)
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